TOP NEWS: FORMER Big Brother Contestants WILL compete to be Ultimate Champion when the Final Series ends.
The winner of BB11 will be joined by a selection of former housemates – including some from the Celebrity Big Brother version, it will be for a 2 week mini-series.
Channel 4 have decided the show’s most colourful characters, will be included in the final line-up not just previous winners… because lets face it some of them have been pretty dull!! However a recent TV poll found that Rachel Rice was one of the most popular all time Winners.
The “best of the best” is all set to include winners Nadia Almada and Brian Dowling, housemates will live together and complete tasks before being evicted by viewers.
At the end of the show which will also be hosted by Davina McCall, the voting public will elect their Ultimate Champion of Housemates.
Dont know about you but we cant wait to see this at www.Fashion-Rehab.co.uk, looks like what we predicted yesterday could be coming true. Katie Price (a.k.a. Jordan) could end up in the house after all!
![]() | Josie – Age: 25 / Home: Bristol / Job: Financial Sales Rep / Starsign: Aquarius / Status: Single This bottom-flashing Sales Rep Josie says EVERYONE! loves her in her home city of Bristol. She also says she hates attention seekers. Fashion-Rehab SAYS: Alright my luvver! So is she Mad or Bad? Something tells us it takes one attention seeker to know one! Watch out the fur could fly if anyone else tries to spoil her 15 minutes of fame! |
![]() | Steve – Age: 40 / Home: Leicester / Job: Ex HM Forces / Starsign: Cancer / Status: Married Ex- Serviceman Steve lost his legs and an eye in a Belfast blast. The Leicester Dad of 8 hates. ”Know it-alls” Fashion-Rehab SAYS: This Ex-Forces hero is already tipped for the top spot! But coud he end up getting on anyones nerves?
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![]() | Ben – Age: 30 / Home: London / Job: Writer and Broadcaster / Starsign: Taurus / Status: Single This London Broadcaster like to lie as he says it ”makes life more interesting” He also dreams of being trapped in a Hareem of Arab girls! Fashion-Rehab SAYS: He’ll do anything to avaoid a 9-5 job, lets hope he can make a go of his Big Brother experience and it be to his advantage. Not too sure of him yet! |
![]() | Rachael - Age: 23 / Home: Nottingham / Job: Hair stylist / professional Beyonce look-a-like / Starsign: Aquarius / Status: Single This Beyonce Look-a-like hates being judged by her looks… but checks out the mirror more that 100 times a day! With all those mirrors in the big Brother House Rach will be spoilt for choice! Fashion-Rehab SAYS: So lets get this right?? she is a Beyonce look-a-like that hates to be judged on the way she looks?? Hello! We smell trouble here if this lady does not get enough attention! |
![]() | Nathan / Age: 25 / Home: Bingley, Yorkshire/ Job: Trainee Joiner / Starsign: Taurus / Status: Single He’s a Trainee – Joiner from Bingley and he reckon’s he is the Yorkshire Liam Gallagher! Fashion-Rehab SAYS: Haha…Wait for it… this is the best bit!…but still lives at home with his Nan & Grandad… unlike Liam Gallagher. Hmmm |
![]() | Dave / Age: 39 / Home: Pontypool, Wales / Job: Minister / Starsign: Gemini / Status: Married Dave is a Christian Minister from Wales, He’s been married for 17 years, and has 4 children, however this family man of the cloth believes in UFO’s and Ghosts! Fashion-Rehab SAYS: In the press he’s said to be ”The old one” We hope that he can bring a bit of wisdom and decent conversation to the house…Is there more to Dave than meets the eye we wonder? |
![]() | Caoimhe / Age: 22 / Home: Dublin / Job: Student / Starsign: Capricorn / Status: Watch this space Prounounced (Kee-Va) claims she was an ugly child, and simple chores in the Big Brother House such as cooking and cleaning are beneath her! Fashion Rehab SAYS: Ditch the name love and the attitude… you wont last 5 minutes! |
![]() | Govan /Age: 21 / Home: Leicester / Job: Voluntary worker / Starsign: Pisces / Status: Single Leicester dwelling Bisexual voluntary worker always gets others to do his laundry because he cant be bothered… Great! Fashion-Rehab SAYS: He says he slept with 10 girls… Was that all at once? Not! Someone needs to come out of the closet with their dirty laundry. |
![]() | Shabby (aka Keeley) / Age: 24 / Home: London / Job: Filmmaker / Starsign: Taurus / Status: In a relationship Shabby was once a child actor (explains a lot) She has a love of poetry and Giant Boobs! Very handy if you are also a lesbian, which she is. Fashion-Rehab SAYS: It could go either way, our money is on annoying! |
![]() | Ife / Age: 25 / Home: Milton Keynes / Job: Professional Dancer / Starsign: Virgo / Status: Engaged This Singer and Actor hails from Milton Keynes and is credited with performing with Cheryl Cole on the XFactor…Ife says he dream is to go Pro with a singing Career! Fashion-Rehab SAYS: Blimey its a good Job Cheryl did’nt introduce her to Ashley! But then again she’s just what he’s looking for! to replace Mrs C. |
![]() | John James / Age: 24 / Home: Melbourne, Australia / Job: Retired vehicle body builder / Starsign: Virgo / Status: Single Still living in Melbourne with his Mum, this Single Aussie Car Worker thinks girls are ”to much hard work”! Fashion-Rehab SAYS: Something tells me he wont be thinking that when the sun comes out and the bikini’s go on! But who’s he got his eye on?? |
![]() | Sunshine / Age: 24 / Home: Peterborough / Job: Medical Student / Starsign: Virgo / Status: Single A Doctor in training, Sunshine (A.k.a. Yvette) describes herself as beautiful and intellegent…So modest! Fashion-Rehab SAYS: The only snog we think this young lady will get is if someone happens to need the kiss of life! |
![]() | Corin / Age: 29 / Home: Stockport / Job: Retail / Starsign: Aries / Status: In a relationship A real Jordan-a-like, however unlike KP, Corin claims to be a bisexual…under all that fake tan who knows what on earth is going on? Fashion-Rehab SAYS: She’s either going to be interesting and funny or dull as ditch water, the big boobs will certainly get the boys vote. |
![]() | Mario / Age: 28 / Home: Essex / Job: Unemployed / Starsign: Pisces / Status: Single Half British an half Italian, Mario (A.k.a. The Mole) used to work in McDonalds, he also owns the diary room chair from BB7. You could say he is a bit of a BB Anorak! Fashion-Rehab SAYS: Dont envy where he’s got to sleep much! How much digging can this mole do before getting found out! |
Here’s how their first morning in the house went…
11.17am – The housemates make themselves a fry-up and Mario says he’s hoping the Big Brother task will be “worshiping the mole king”.
11.03 am – Yvette tells David about how she got bitten by a poisonous snake while travelling around in Australia.
10.58am – Rachel said people get very star-struck around her when she’s “being Beyonce” at corporate events.
10.56am – Rachel says Beyonce was always her idol and she loved her even before people started telling her she looked like her.
10.55am – The housemates are talking about their favourite pop stars. John says he can’t stand Mariah Carey.
10.46am – Mario says he hasn’t totally burned his bridges with women and would describe himself as “90 per cent gay”.
04.13am – The mole has completed his task writing: “Josie is bookies favourite,” “David is most hated,” “The first five have a secret,” and “Don’t close your eyes at 5am on Thursday” on the ball. Will it send the others potty?
04.01am – Mario heads back to the mole hole as the other housemates get ready for bed.
03.34am – David and Shabby are outside having a cigarette and he told her he liked the afro-turf fake grass in the BB garden. He of course meant astroturf.
03.27am – David has just told Ben he loves him. He said: ” I don’t even know you but I love you Ben.” He also offered to tuck Mario into his mole hole. Mario said he was fine Thanks.
03.20am – David cannot get over the fact that Mario is a mole. He has also just thanked him for carrying the cross that is the mole costume so that none of the other housemates had to. Oh if only he knew what was really going on.
03.04am – Mario is doing a good job of covering his mole role. He has told housemates that he thinks he has been targeted because he told BB that he doesn’t like sleeping on the floor. The others seem to be buying it.
02.59am – John cannot get his head around the different accents in the house. Apparently all Australians sound the same.
02.48am – Steve got his first tattoo when he was 15 and it was the name of a girl, half of it was blown off in his blast but he has also covered the rest up.
02.47am – Mario has managed to get the ball and pen back to his hole without any of the other housemates knowing.
02.38am – Ben is worrying about how much sleep he will be getting during his time in the house. He is also hungry. boohoo
02.35am – Sunshine is still whingeing that there is no vegan food. Big Brother is not letting her in the diary room. I don’t blame him to be honest.
02.25am – Rachael is complaining about the drawers in the bathroom being ‘fake’. She is also prancing around the bedroom in some rather small knickers showing of her beyonce-esque booty.
02.20am – Sunshine is annoyed that there is no vegan food for her. She is off to to the diary room to get it sorted.
02.11am – Josie thinks BB has taken some of her knickers- lets hope she has been left with some and doesn’t decide to go commando
02.02am – Mario has to go into the chest and get a beach ball and marker pen out and back to his mole hole without the other housemates knowing. He has to write something incriminating on the ball and leave it in the garden as if someone has thrown it over the wall.
02.00am – The tree of temptation has started speaking to Mario as he is brushing his teeth in the bathroom.
01.56am – Mario has managed to get his trunk into the mole hole but he can’t seem to open it. Is BB playing a trick on the housemates?
01.49am – BB speaks and the store room is open. The housemates are happy to be getting their stuff, at least they will stop winging now. Let’s hope their fags are in there.
01.44am – Ife has taken off her wig to reveal a shaved head but the other housemates claim she looks stunning.
01.32am – John-James said the past three days in a hotel room were the worst days of his life. He didn’t like being in a room with other people. Bodes well for his time in the house doesn’t it.
01.17am – The housemates are moaning that they haven’t got their overnight bags yet. They want their fags. And their toothpaste. Hopefully in that order.
01.16am – A British person wouldn’t stand a chance on Australian Big Brother apparently.
01.15am – John-James reveals he’s got a British passport but says it would be “down-right rude” if he won.
1.11am – He also claims he’s done Celebrity Come Dine With Me. Oh as a friend of Raef from The Apprentice. This explains a lot. That velvet jacket was his apparently.
1.10am – He has also been on Sex Court. A show where couples take each other to court apparently. What class.
1.07am – Ben thinks it’s amazing he’s on Big Brother. So do we. He also says he’s been on Ladette to Lady as the gentleman.
1.04am – Rachael is trained as an NVQ assessor for hairdressers and wants us to know she’s not thick. Let’s hope she’s right.
1.02am – Josie is introducing herself. She is 25, from Bristol and in sales. She added: “I haven’t got a talent or anything, actually.”
1.00am – She reveals Big Brother confiscated her launch and eviction outfits because they were too patterned.
00.59am – Coaimhe is introducing herself. She speaks different languages and works as a promotions girl.
00.56am – Govan has just called Leicester a “small piece of s**t”. He then said: “I hope they don’t broadcast that.” Soz Govan!
00.55am – Govan is on Big Brother because he’s scared he’ll die without having “done something”.
00.54am – Sunshine just said: “I’m like the most creative person in the world.” Time will tell Sunshine.
00.53am – Josie looks like Sarah Harding. Well if Sarah Harding was addicted to Mars bars.
00.48am – Govan reveals he dropped out of university.
00.47am – Mario has turned his mole snout around and is wearing it back on his head. It looks a bit rude.
00.45am – A lot of black fluff is peeking out of Nathan’s wife-beater vest. It looks like his mono-brow isn’t the hairiest thing about him.
00.44am – Mario reckons he gets bored easily and that’s why he gets sacked. He also bores others easily.
00.44am – Mario’s favourite books are Harry Potter. He is unemployed and has been fired from most his jobs.
00.43am – He says he “had his heart ripped out” at Christmas. And that he’s a typical Libra.
00.42am – Mario is still waxing lyrical about being the last housemate. Very annoying.
00.41am – Nathan has just revealed how he once drank frogspawn and says he’s happy being a “d******d”.
00.30am – Ben has been revealing how he gets high on Jesus.
00.21am – Mario has just realised that while the grass is fake, the dirt in his mole hole is real.
00.20am – Mario has just discovered his en-suite in the mole hole. He says he’s so pleased to be on Big Brother he’d sleep in a nappy.
00.19am – Mario has just realised he’s got to sleep in the mole hole. Duh.
00.18am – The housemates have been given access to the mole hole. But only Mario is allowed in.
00.17am – Big Brother has spoken!
00.16am – Corin is lay on the bed, looking exactly like Jordan, despite claiming she doesn’t want to.
00.15am – I think Shabby just burped. Yuk. 00.14 – Ben is about to disclose something interesting about his mother, so the feed cuts out…
00.13am – Ben and Mario talk about Rachael. They reckon she has something about her and is being given a hard time from the other girls over her looks.
00.13am – Ben and Mario are exploring the garden. It’s a lot smaller than it looks on television.
00.13am – The housemates are complaining about the noise.
00.12am – Shabby is explaining her odd nickname. The housemates decide to call her Shabbadabbadoo. Clever.
00.11am – Steve explains his legs are different lengths so he can’t balance on them.
00.10am – Ife wants to know why he doesn’t try those “springy things”.
00.08am – He says his still always buys size 10 shoes despite having no feet.
00.07am – Steve is explaining how his false legs work.
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